"Rumpole of the Bailey fantasies"

Beverley Turner in The Telegraph:

In my opinion, nobody has emerged from this whole farce worse than Tom Watson. It was nauseating to watch him over-act his Rumpole of the Bailey fantasies. His theatrical buffoonery might have been entertaining if it weren’t costing so much taxpayers’ money.

The media equivalent of someone leaving a flaming paper bag full of shit on your doorstep. I'm sure the Beverley Turner had a giggle with her friends when she penned this, but she's still a prat.