Thursday
01Feb2007
That bloody duck
Thursday, February 1, 2007 at 9:10AM 
tyger is sick, police say they are looking for a small fluffy yellow duck.
Of course it's the bloody Duck's fault. There I am, the tyger, kindly minding my own business while calling into the pond to wish the ducklings well, and the little yellow buggers have given me the flu.
tyger is stuck at home. Suffering. He feels like shit.
Reader Comments (11)
The lab results are still not back yet, but H5N1 remains a remote possibility.
I suggest quarantine and lots of Wii time to help you cope with the mental trauma.
Oh. And sorry. But you will live. Perhaps. Look on the bright side. You get sick pay. I don't. And I have been down for a week. Here's a cup of virtual tea.
So the ducklings are scrounging for themselves?
Thanks for the tea. Very nice. I have explained to Mrs. tyger the medicinal qualities of the Wii, but she's having none of it.
If the Wii don't work then there is still a chance for the wicked willi.
get well soon me ole Tyger
Come back to work! So I can catch it!
Hope you feel better soon mate!
HA!
No such luck dude. Seriously you don't want it - nasty cough, much worse than yesterday.
Oh no you have man flu. Poor you.
Get better later.
Yes Caroline,
It's a serious case of man-flu. Of course you wouldn't understand...
Didn't you have flu a short time ago, Tyger? Perhaps your defences are low. Take care.
Playing Wii is part of the healing process.
As is watching Buffy Season 2. And Battlestar Gallactica.
Better than downing homeopathic sugar pills - he snarls at Mrs Duckie.
Yeah Jose. Weak at the mo. I think it's a chest infection.
Yellow,
Buffy? Pah! And Battlestar is not the same since they replaced Dirk Benedict. The one and only Starbuck. Those pills sound yuk.
I have no Wii.... I will never be cured...