rational geekery

Jennie's excellent piece on pub etiquette.

Loved the section on Real Ale ::

* A good real ale barmaid will be knowledgeable about the product. If you have a preference for a particular style of ale, ask for a recommendation
* Ask for a sample if you are unsure which ale you want; most real ale pubs offer them on cask ales, and if they don't, there's no harm in asking. A good barmaid wants you to enjoy your drink, not stand there feeling forced to drink a pint you don't like.
* If you want a good head on your beer, mention this when ordering. Similarly, if you want it Southern-style, ask for the sparkler to be removed
* If you would like your pint to be topped up, ask. A good barmaid ought to ask if you'd like a drop more in, but all of us have off days.

Too true. There is nothing like a knowledgeable barman or barmaid. We went to Dublin a few weeks ago, and had a drink in T.P. Smiths - the barman was so good we stayed for another drink. We only popped in for a "swift half". Being a barkeep is an art.

I really miss a pint of good ale. I hate this bastard diet.