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Lists: Ten things on TV that are wank
Mon, December 29, 2008
Ten things on TV that are wank...
1. The One Show
2. Soaps, especially depressing ones (which is all of them)
3. Anything starting with the word "Celebrity..."
4. Mark [fucking] Lawrenson
5. Bargain Hunt
6. Antony Worrall Thompson
7. The [fucking] Tweenies
8. News 24
9. Anything with Graham Norton in it, that isn't Father Ted
10. My Family (ever since Nick left)
1. The One Show
2. Soaps, especially depressing ones (which is all of them)
3. Anything starting with the word "Celebrity..."
4. Mark [fucking] Lawrenson
5. Bargain Hunt
6. Antony Worrall Thompson
7. The [fucking] Tweenies
8. News 24
9. Anything with Graham Norton in it, that isn't Father Ted
10. My Family (ever since Nick left)
Reader Comments (4)
Go on; ten things on TV that aren't wank. I *dare* you.
How the hell did you manage to whittle it down to ten?
Switch it off. Life's too short.
Apart from University Challenge & Elvis Costello's TV show, obviously.
"10. My Family (ever since Nick left)"
I'm glad someone else thinks this too...
DK